My name's Amythest. Hi there. c:

I have an etsy!!!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Amythestium?ref=search_shop_redirect

askfordoodles:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

That’s adorable.

I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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kaijubabe:

paineds:

nobody sees you cry when you weld

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vinebox:

Amazing.

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(Source: pika-spoop, via a-piece-of-pjorn)

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jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

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