Hahahahahahahaha I hooked up with this guy and he’s terrible at sex so I told him I didn’t want to see him anymore and he said “yeah well when you get some new hair, tits, and lose some weight talk to me” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE WAS HEAVIER THAN ME LOOK IN A MIRROR AND LEARN HOW TO FUCK YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MAN CHILD
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
but you don’t understand when we go in the sunlight it’s like this glowing gleaming rapunzel hair but on our legs
if you don’t know who banksy is you need to reevaluate your life because
I live in Bristol, England, so I see his work everyday, and I have to say, I’m pretty damn proud to be from the same place as that guy
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.